He was here and said “Elmo wants more damn food ” lol.
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Yes.
We had copious quantities of bacon sandwiches and hot chocolate.
Yea… it was really WEIRD. First of all… that cute, cuddly little character on SS is an act. All of it. Second, he is housin the long cash. Check this out. He picks me up in a Hummer Limo. at 7:30 pm. He pops the top on 4 bottles of $100 + champagne and starts passing them around like they’re MD20/20 or somethin’. He has a mouth on him… wow. Everyone was his BEOTCh or MY MONSTAH. He was snortin coke off of high price call girls rumps and was rollin blunts like he had his own field of mary jane. So… he’s finally hungry. At midnite, he pulls up to a Burger King. Buys it. Throws thousands in cash at the employees and after we are done eating, he burns it to the ground. Did I mention that he paid two cashiers to have a knife fight to the death. Yea… that was horrible. When he was droppin’ me off, he asks me, “what did Elmo’s newest friend see tonite?” “Nothing, El, nothing.”
He’s an animal, folks. DO NOT TICKLE HIM!!! OMFG< JUST DON”T!!!
yeah i did. he was telling me to tickle him but he didnt want to be tickled on his tummy….he wanted to be tickled somewhere else ;[
im obviously talking about his feet. he wanted to be tickled on his feet lol
I’ve never had the opportunity, but even if I did, I would decline. I hate that sonofab**ch.
no i didnt! D=
plz answer mine at
thanks!!!
No, and if I was, I’d turn him down.
I was scared after witnessing the new “Elmo Live”. OH GOD NO!
No, but I did save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico
hahah that’s halarious
Wow, dude cut back on the drugs or something.
you are right, it’s pretty rare
I wasn’t invited.
I wish ^^
nope.
thank u god no
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